One Size Fits Most: Typically fits men sizes 4-12 and women size 6-14. - Bringing unisexy back.
Made in North Carolina: A place that readily accepts that Caddy Shack is one of the top 5 movies of all time.
Machine Washable: Doesn't need to be washed on the gentle cycle, but it might help.
American Jobs: So, we got that going for us, which is nice.